While there are hundreds of films that either take place on a holiday or revolve around a holiday, there aren’t as many that are actually named after one. However, we’re not talking about films like Born of the Fourth of July or A Christmas Story. We are talking about movies where the title is only the name of a holiday.

We’re taking a look at all of these films and ranking them in order of IMDB rating (We’ve also included Metacritics scores where available). In addition, we’re keeping remakes like Mother’s Day (2010) and the Rob Zombie’s Halloween films off the list. Originals only.

Spoiler alert: most of these films are completely terrible.